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Jun 04 2017

Halloween used to be a kid

Jun 04 2017

Your book is so right about how we have actually kind of lost the thread of what adults are anymore in this country. Adults: They wear shorts everywhere, they have cereal for dinner, and they treat comic books like they're literature. What is your prescription for this problem? Not out here. No. Adults dress up for Halloween. They don't do that in Nebraska?feedback

Jun 04 2017

I gotta get to Nebraska

Jun 03 2017

Work in the fields? Senator, I am a house (expletive).feedback

Jun 03 2017

We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, (it's) not

Jun 03 2017

Friday nights are always my worst night of sleep because I'm up reflecting on the things I should or shouldn't have said on my live show. Last night was a particularly long night as I regret the word I used in the banter of a live moment. The word was offensive and I regret saying it and am very sorry. It's a

May 13 2017

Some liberals can show up also as

May 06 2017

Unfortunately that's not true, and that needs to be said. That's not true. One side wants to tax rich people so that babies don't have to die, and one side is mostly against that, and this lets Republicans off the hook. Let's not f– around with this. We are not on the same page with this. This is not a squabble where it's just about two

Mar 25 2017 - Trump-Putin

In the last version they had cut hospitalization, doctors visits, maternity, mental health, lab tests, prescriptions, emergency room visits. Their version of health care was, If you like your doctor, go fuck

Mar 25 2017 - Trump-Putin

Isn't this amazing? For seven years, this is all Republicans lived to do, was to repeal and replace Obamacare. Oh, this looks bad for Trump. You know how Putin feels about failure. Paul Ryan wrote a health care bill that somehow covered fewer people than just repealing Obamacare, and replaced it with nothing, and it still wasn't good enough for the Freedom Caucus. It's like if you wrote a highway bill that made all the bridges fall down, and they said, Yeah, but that only kills drivers, what about people at home?feedback

Mar 04 2017

I like you, and I heard you're a very nice guy, but don't bull–- me. There are other ways you can affect an election, and one of them is to hack the emails of one side and release those as a slow drip, drip, drip, drip,

Feb 22 2017

What I think people saw was an emotionally needy Ann Coulter wannabe, trying to make a buck off of the left's propensity for

Feb 16 2017 - Islam

If Mr. Yiannopoulos is indeed the monster Scahill claims - and he might be - nothing could serve the liberal cause better than having him exposed on Friday

Feb 04 2017

"The Falcons are playing a team where the owner [Robert Kraft], the coach [Bill Belichick] and the star quarterback [Tom Brady] all love and support Donald Trump,". "So I'd really like them to lose by the score of a million-fucking-thousand to one.". "You're a great quarterback but your political instincts suck,".feedback

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