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Getting on a big stage, it's harder to really – not everybody's ears are calibrated for this. But the people who like it, love it.feedback
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Oct 09 2017
The latest quote from Dave Chappelle is: “I am truly amazed how many black people are here. I counted 11 on the monitor. I should also tell you that I skipped rehearsal. Shout out to D.C. public schools. Here we go.”. It comes from the John Oliver and Dave Chappelle’s Emmy Shout Outs Cause ‘D.C. Public Schools’ to Trend on Twitter article. You’ll find on this page 20 articles with Dave Chappelle quoted on topics such as United States, shooting and mass. Dave Chappelle has been quoted 37 times in 20 articles.
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Apr 13 2017

Today, I got some terrible news. My good friend, Charlie Murphy, passed away this morning, and everybody in comedy is heartbroken.feedback

Mar 24 2017

Fame is a horrifying concept when it's aimed at you. You see people project all these different things onto you – some good, some not so good. Fame is not a very trustworthy idea. I feel like they blow you up as a balloon animal and at the end of the day, you don't have that much control over it.feedback

Mar 24 2017 - Starbucks

I mean, I go to the same Starbucks every day, and last week, they ask me for pictures. The perception of you changes because they saw you on that thing, which is fine. I just don't want to go too far in that realm.feedback

Mar 24 2017

What am I gonna do about that water? I'm not a superhero.feedback

Mar 24 2017

I'm nervous about being on the big stage again, but the special is done. You put something out, and people are, You're great! You're terrible!' I don't care about that kind of stuff.feedback

Mar 22 2017 - Netflix

I don't get mad at a photograph because it's not today.feedback

Mar 22 2017 - Netflix

It became a thing where I'd walk onstage and see a sea of cell phones, so I knew that anything I said in the room I was saying to everybody, whether they're in the room or not. Which is not an empowering feeling as a comedian. It's like Fight Club rules apply … Comedians need an element of surprise. So if someone sees a joke that I'm doing before I get to their city, then I gotta do all new jokes, and I can't write fast enough.feedback

Mar 22 2017 - Netflix

I don't understand the philosophy behind the 'flat Earth' theory. First of all, what difference does it make? It could be flat, could not be flat. There could be 12 continents. How would you know?feedback

Mar 22 2017 - Netflix

Huh? Sorry about that officer, I'm a little flustered. I've never been in a position before where I can decide the fate of white children.feedback

Mar 22 2017 - Netflix

The justice system designed for [Avery] to thrive, he's failed miserably twice. I can't even wrap my mind around it.feedback

Mar 22 2017 - Netflix

I've never been to the Oscars. You see the movies I make.feedback

Mar 18 2017

He fostered a community among artists. He used to have these parties where we would go over to his house, and there would be all these musicians that I admired, and they'd just do these jam sessions in the basement. Everybody at the party was playing something. I think when he died there was the icon dying, but then there was this pillar in the community of people dying.feedback

Mar 18 2017

The Bill Cosby thing was tough for me. I'm not saying that to detract from his alleged victims at all. But he was a hero of mine.feedback

Mar 18 2017

It's a hard thing to talk about. I looked up to him like everybody did. I didn't know him that well, but the times that we hung out were fun and very memorable and often funny. He was very generous with his advice, and he was very generous with his access. So many bad things happened to our heroes: Muhammad Ali had Parkinson's; Richard Pryor had M.S.; Prince died too young. And Bill just looked like one of the guys who was going to get to the finish line and just die of old age. And this happened. Jesus Christ. It's awful.feedback

Mar 18 2017

[Trump's] so skewed, it's hard to find an angle that sounds fresh. If you talk about him, it's almost like you're part of the chorus and not a soloist.feedback

Mar 17 2017 - Netflix

I'm from a different time. For your generation, the space shuttle blows up every day.feedback

Mar 17 2017 - Netflix

I don't think men should be gynecologists.feedback

Nov 13 2016 - Saturday Night Live

I don't even think it's the most important thing we're dealing with. All these shootings in the last year, worst mass shootings in the history of the United States.feedback

Nov 13 2016 - Black Lives Matter

We've been here before. Why do we have to say that black lives matter?feedback

Nov 06 2016

She's going to be on a coin someday. And her behavior has not been coin-worthy. She's not right and we all know she's not right.feedback

Nov 06 2016

Sexual assault? It wasn't. He said, 'And when you're a star, they let you do it.' That phrase implies consent. I just don't like the way the media twisted that whole thing. Nobody questioned it.feedback

Nov 06 2016

What I heard on that tape was gross. But the way I got to hear it was even more gross. You know that came directly from Hillary.feedback

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