Jimmy Fallon


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I just want to say to His Excellency: 'Go and rest now, our father. We still love you. But we're happy today. We're hoping now for a better future.feedback
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Nov 21 2017
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Oct 25 2017

I've loved her ever since/ She showed up like Adele wearing those floral prints.feedback

Oct 19 2017

It used to be pictures of me and my wife, or sunsets or brunch – now none of that. Now it's just kids. I've got thousands. You become the guy you said you wouldn't become: 'I'm not going to be that guy that tells stories about their kids,' but I am now.feedback

Oct 19 2017

They fill up my phone memory with photos. I'm just taking these pictures that no one else wants to see. No other stranger cares that your kid ate an artichoke, but you think it's the best story ever. No it's not. It's boring. They act different – we feed them the same food, we show them the same TV shows, we read them the same books and they're just different human beings. The 4-year-old is very polite. The 2-year-old, if I turn around for one second, she has two knives. She's a totally different child!feedback

Oct 13 2017 - Trumpcare

I'm never too hard on anyone. We'll have Hillary [Clinton] on tomorrow, and we'll do something fun with her too.feedback

Oct 10 2017 - Sexual harassment

They said if he keeps it up he'll wind up with his own show on Fox News.feedback

Oct 03 2017

This morning we woke up to the news of another senseless shooting – this time in Las Vegas. In the face of tragedies and acts of terror, we need to remember that good still exists in this world. We're here to entertain you tonight and that's what we're going to do.feedback

Sep 29 2017 - American politics

But that's actually a better title than some of the other ones he's considered.feedback

Sep 26 2017

Do you remember the last time you graced us with your presence? It was the last time that President Obama visited our show.feedback

Aug 29 2017

I look like hell now, Tom. Psychopaths can work very quickly, and can have an apparent IQ higher than it really is, because they're not inhibited by moral concerns.feedback

Aug 29 2017

There are two kinds of empathy. Cognitive empathy is the ability to know what other people are feeling, and emotional empathy is the kind where you feel what they're feeling.feedback

Aug 29 2017

You can't tell just from a brain scan whether someone's a psychopath, but you can make a good guess at the personality traits they'll have.feedback

Aug 29 2017

I kind of blew it off. But later, some psychiatrist friends of mine went through my behaviours, and they said, actually, you're probably a borderline psychopath.feedback

Aug 29 2017

I saw one that was extremely abnormal, and I thought this is someone who's way off. It looked like the murderers I'd been looking at.feedback

Aug 18 2017 - Saturday Night Live

If you really want to talk about slaves, you should really talk about Thomas Jefferson.feedback

Aug 18 2017 - Saturday Night Live

I created this country; he tried to tear it apart. I rebelled against England; he rebelled against America. Him, bad. Me, the founding father, the original dad. Who's your daddy? Me! I'm out.feedback

Aug 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

This is him on vacation. He can't even get vacation right. I'm starting to miss the old days when we were on the verge of nuclear war.feedback

Aug 17 2017 - North Korea

I'm starting to miss the old days, when we were on the verge of nuclear war with North Korea.feedback

Aug 15 2017 - Extremism

Although this isn't a political show, it's my responsibility to stand up against intolerance and extremism as a human being. It's important for everyone, especially white people, in this country, to speak out against this. Ignoring it is just as bad as supporting it. We can't go backward.feedback

Aug 15 2017

The fact that it took the president two days to come out and clearly denounce racists and white supremacists is shameful.feedback

Aug 15 2017

Even though The Tonight Show isn't a political show, it's my responsibility to stand up against intolerance and extremism as a human being. What happened over the weekend in Charlottesville, Virginia was just disgusting. I was watching the news like everyone else and you're seeing Nazi flags and torches and white supremacists and I was sick to my stomach.feedback

Aug 15 2017 - Human Rights

One brave woman in Charlottesville, Heather Heyer, died standing up for what's right at the age of 32. I can't look at my beautiful, growing, curious daughters and say nothing when this kind of thing is happening. We all need to stand against what is wrong, acknowledge that racism exists, and stand up for what is right and civil and kind.feedback

Aug 12 2017

What kind of dancing does Nicole do? I've never seen Nicole dance.feedback

Aug 09 2017

Do you wanna sing that song we heard on the radio today?feedback

Aug 09 2017 - Wall Street

Today a Wall Street Journal reporter compared President Trump to a goldfish, because he forgets what happened 10 seconds ago. Trump was pretty mad – but only for 9 seconds.feedback

Aug 07 2017

I wear face lotion. My sister told me about it in college.feedback

Aug 04 2017 - Trump Presidency

Trump said he could use a little R and R. You know, ranting and retweeting.feedback

Jul 26 2017 - Venezuela

Ahead of the health care vote senators were saying that they had no clue what they'd be voting on. Then Americans said, Hey, just like us during the election.feedback

Jul 19 2017 - Russia

You can talk all you like about women's liberation, but houses are still designed so women have to spend half their time on their knees or hanging their head in a hole.feedback

Jun 22 2017

It's our job to figure out what that ingredient is. I'm gonna throw up.feedback

Jun 21 2017

I wrote my first children's book because I wanted my baby's first word to be 'Dada.' It worked. But her second, third and fourth word was 'Mama,' . She even wanted 'Mama' to read 'Dada.' Everything is 'Mama.' If you have a 3-year-old, they'll love the pictures. And if you have a 1-year-old, they'll love how it tastes.feedback

Jun 21 2017

I tried everything, but Winnie's first word was 'Mama,' . Who knows, it might work. I'm not a doctor or a child psychologist, but I think if this works and everyone's babies' first words are 'Dada,' then maybe there should be a wing in a university dedicated to the science behind it.feedback

May 23 2017 - Trump Presidency

It's not even really tradition, they just wanted to see Trump dance. After that, Trump had to make sure they didn't get Freaky Friday'd into each other's bodies.feedback

May 20 2017

Is that about anyone we know or…?feedback

May 19 2017

This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history.feedback

May 17 2017

We're winning in something. People in the height requirement between 5-7 and 5-11, we're No. 1, from 11:50 to 11:55.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

Trump says that he has nothing to hide and he'll fire anyone who's investigating him anyway.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

Spicer's friends were going to take him out for drinks, but he said: 'Actually, I've been drunk since January.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

I shouldn't have started the hashtag #FireColbert. Looking back on it, I went too far.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

I don't want to have the same exact people here. I don't want it to get stale.feedback

May 16 2017 - Russia

He said always have the courage to be yourself and chase your dreams – and then he stopped talking because he ran out of fortune cookies. The students said, yeah, because you keep firing everyone.feedback

Apr 15 2017

Weekend Update: Garth and Kat: Mother's Day.feedback

Apr 06 2017 - Pepsi

I saw that today North Korea conducted a missile test, which escalated tensions in the region. But don't worry. Things settled down when Kendall Jenner stepped in and handed them a Pepsi.feedback

Apr 05 2017

That way future generations can read Kennedy's journals, Lincoln's diaries and Trump's insults about Arnold Schwarzenegger.feedback

Mar 30 2017

Oh my goodness, I'm a mess!feedback

Mar 29 2017

We spent the last two and a half years making this ride. You go into The Tonight Show and you race me in a go cart through the streets of New York City. That's how nerdy I am.feedback

Mar 29 2017

You go through the subway, you stop at a pizzeria, you smell pizza, you go into the East River and you get wet. Anyway, it's the best ride in the world.feedback

Mar 29 2017

After hearing this, Trump promised to hunt down Bin Laden and sleep with an intern. When he heard his son-in-law was having meetings with shady Russians, Trump said 'You can start calling me dad'. Spicer had so much food in his mouth, he barely had room for his foot.feedback

Mar 28 2017

How to Lose Friends and Influence No One. To Kill a Healthcare Bill. Oh, the Places You'll Golf.feedback

Mar 23 2017

Jake, if you're watching, and you better be watching – pack your bags, buddy! I'll see you this summer. I can't wait to meet you, man. Get ready to work!feedback

Mar 22 2017

See? You're saying that before you gave me the dollar. You're really good at this.feedback

Mar 21 2017

You can't have a biography section. You have to have them arranged by writer. For instance, Henry James's fiction, then the letters, the biographies, etc.feedback

Mar 17 2017

Trump may have been confused because he also praised Andrew's brothers Michael, Jermaine, Randy and Tito.feedback

Mar 17 2017 - Mar-a-Lago

Meals on Wheels are out, but don't worry the gold trips to Mar-a-Lago every weekend, those will not stop.feedback

Mar 17 2017

And if they block it, he says he's going to bring it to the Justice League.feedback

Mar 17 2017 - Oil

The guy who has three oil paintings of himself in his bathroom wants to cut the National Endowment for the Arts.feedback

Mar 10 2017 - Snapchat

I just look at photos every second, all day. You become that annoying guy. I said I would never do that, but now it's like, Wanna see a picture of my kids?' I'm even showing it to the cab driver.feedback

Jan 11 2017

"One of the few places left where America still honors the popular vote,"feedback

Jan 09 2017 - Russia

Even she turned down performing at Trump's inauguration.feedback

Jan 08 2017

What would it be like if King Joffrey had lived? Well, in 12 days we're going to find out.feedback

Jan 08 2017

The whole night won't focus on that (Trump), but it will be a week before the inauguration, so it will be on everyone's mind. It's the first and maybe the last party that we'll have in 2017.feedback

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