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If your baby is going to die and it doesn't have to, it shouldn't matter how much money you make. I think that's something that whether you're a Republican or a Democrat or something else, we all agree on that, right? I mean, we do.feedback
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NEW Jun 25 2017
We can learn a lot about a person if we know what types of things he or she talks about or comments on the most frequently. There are numerous topics with which Jimmy Kimmel is associated, including Oscars, Donald Trump, and thx. Most recently, Jimmy Kimmel has been quoted saying: “Before 2014, if you were born with congenital heart disease like my son was, there was a good chance you'd never be able to get health insurance because you had a pre-existing condition. And if your parents didn't have medical insurance, you might not live long enough to even get denied because of a pre-existing condition.” in the article Mother publishes child's heart surgery bill on Twitter to voice fears about Trump's health plans.
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May 09 2017

It was insensitive, it was offensive.feedback

May 09 2017 - Democratic Party

If your baby is going to die and it doesn't have to, it shouldn't matter how much money you make. ... Whether you're a Republican or a Democrat or something else, we all agree on that, right?feedback

May 09 2017

What's that? I didn't save it? They voted against it anyway? I'd like to apologize for saying that children in America should have health care. It was insensitive, it was offensive, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. That's terrific if your baby's health problems are all solved during that one visit. The only problem is that never, ever happens. We've had a dozen doctor's appointments since our son had surgery. Don't give a huge tax cut to millionaires like me.feedback

May 09 2017

There's a reason he's named after a lizard and that was it.feedback

May 09 2017 - Christmas

One week ago tonight, I made an emotional speech -– that was seen by millions -– and as a result of my powerful words, Republicans in Congress had second thoughts about repeal and replace, they realized that what is right is right -– and I saved health insurance in America! Oh, I didn't? They voted against it anyway? I really need to pay more attention to the news. Our plan is to send a card to everyone who made a donation and there were a lot, so you might be getting those at Christmas time.feedback

May 09 2017

Yes, it is true that if you have an emergency, they will do an operation. And that's terrific if your baby's health problems are all solved during that one visit. The only problem is that never, ever happens. We've had a dozen doctors appointments since our son had surgery. You've got a cardiologist, the pediatrician, surgeon, some kids need an ambulance to transport them. That doesn't even count the parents who have to miss work for all this stuff. Those details, Newt forgot to mention. I don't know if the double layers of Spanx are restricting the blood flow to his brain.feedback

May 09 2017 - American politics

Why are the vast majority of Republican politicians against making sure Americans are truly covered when it comes to health-care?feedback

May 09 2017

I made an emotional speech that was seen by millions. And as a result of my powerful words on that night, Republicans in Congress had second thoughts about repeal and replace…I saved health insurance in the United States of America. I know this is gonna shock you – there were also some not-so-nice things that people said online about me, including members of the media. ). I guess it came true! I would like to apologize for saying that children in America should have health-care. It was insensitive. It was offensive and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.feedback

May 09 2017

There are some very sick and sad people out there. Here's one of them, his name is Newt Gingrich.feedback

May 09 2017

I can think of a way to pay for it is don't give a huge tax cut to millionaires like me and instead, leave it how it is. I mean, that would be one way. That's my vote.feedback

May 04 2017 - Twitter

If you were born with congenital heart disease like my son was, there was a good chance you'd never be able to get health insurance because you had a pre-existing condition. If your parents didn't have medical insurance, you might not live long enough to even get denied because of a pre-existing condition.feedback

May 03 2017 - Democratic Party

We were brought up to believe that we live in the greatest country in the world, but until what, a few years ago, millions and millions of us had no access to health insurance at all. Before 2014, if you were born with congenital heart disease like my son was, there was a good chance you'd never be able to get health insurance because you had a pre-existing condition.feedback

May 03 2017 - Republican Party

If your baby is going to die and it doesn't have to, it shouldn't matter how much money you make. We need to make sure that the people who are supposed to represent us, people who are meeting about this right now in Washington, understand that very clearly.feedback

May 02 2017 - Snapchat

And I hate to even say, but even that son of a bitch Matt Damon sent flowers.feedback

May 02 2017

Thank God our Congressmen made a deal [Monday] night to not go along with that.feedback

May 02 2017

Don't let partisan squabbles divide us on something that every decent person wants. No parent should ever have to decide if they can afford to save their child's life.feedback

May 02 2017

I have a story to tell about something that happened to our family last week.feedback

May 02 2017

He appeared to be a normal, healthy baby until about three hours after he was born. We were out of the delivery room; we moved to the recovery room. Our whole family was there. We introduced him to his 2½-year-old sister. She was cute with him. We were happy; everything was good. My wife was in bed relaxing, when a very attentive nurse … was checking him out and heard a murmur in his heart, which is common with newborn babies. But she also noticed he was a bit purple, which is not common. My wife and I assumed it would be nothing; our daughter had a heart murmur, too.feedback

May 02 2017

It's hard to explain. Basically, the pulmonary valve was completely blocked. And he has a hole in the wall between the left and right sides of his heart. I'm sorry. You know, I try not to get emotional, but it was a scary story. And before I go into it, I want you to know it has a happy ending, okay? So when I'm telling this, don't get too upset. Leave that to me.feedback

May 02 2017

He's doing great. He's eating, he's sleeping – he peed on his mother today while she was changing his diaper. He's doing all the things that he is supposed to do.feedback

May 02 2017

Every one of my friends was there 100%. We had atheists praying for us, okay? We had people who do not believe in God praying to him. And I hate to even say, but even that son-of-a-bitch Matt Damon sent flowers.feedback

May 02 2017 - Democratic Party

It's a very terrifying thing. The longest three hours of my life.feedback

Apr 19 2017

In some cases, some people deserve to get bumped.feedback

Apr 15 2017

I want to say thank you to President Trump. I mean, remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist?feedback

Apr 14 2017 - Syria conflict

So Canada's about to become the stoner living in America's attic.feedback

Apr 13 2017 - Easter

This sort of thing should be the easy stuff.feedback

Apr 12 2017

Sean Spicer might be the only press secretary who needs a press secretary.feedback

Apr 12 2017

Did I just defend Hitler? Hitler! Yeah, I think I did. If it wasn't so disturbing, it would have been Hit-larious.feedback

Apr 11 2017 - Mexico

That is such sanitized, say-nothing, take-no-responsibility, corporate BS speak.feedback

Apr 11 2017 - Women

You made him so happy. You didn't just find a woman, you found thousands of women!feedback

Apr 11 2017

He was kind of obsessed with you guys settling down. He would always bust your balls about that.feedback

Apr 11 2017 - Mexico

I've been to a hundred games and stadiums with 50,000 seats. They never sell the same seat two times to one person, but for some reason, airlines cannot figure this out.feedback

Apr 07 2017

I know it sounds crazy to say he was too young, but he was, . Because he was youthful and funny and sharp and generous. Frank was drinking, and he was not in a good mood.feedback

Apr 07 2017

He hammered me and heckled me through the whole meal, until finally I just got up moved over to his table.feedback

Apr 07 2017

It was like I was in some kind of talk show host fantasy camp: sitting behind a desk while Don Rickles made fun of me. It was like being a real talk show host for a minute.feedback

Apr 07 2017

I know it sounds crazy to say he was too young. But he was, because he was youthful and so funny and sharp and generous.feedback

Apr 07 2017

Well, I'm not good with this sort of thing, and I'm sorry, especially to those of you who came here to see the show in person, because that's probably not what you came for. But we lost someone that we and I love very much today. Dear Jimmy, Thanks so much for inviting me into your home for dinner. But, to be honest, we would have preferred a three-month trip to Venice, Italy.feedback

Apr 07 2017

He spent over $500 on postage alone for these.feedback

Apr 07 2017

I grew up in Las Vegas – so Don Rickles – even when I was a kid – was a very big deal. His name was on the marquee at the Sahara. Then you'd see him with Johnny Carson. Making fun of Johnny – making fun of [Frank] Sinatra.feedback

Apr 06 2017 - Pepsi

The fact that this somehow made it through -- I can't imagine how many meetings, and edits, and pitches, and then got the thumbs-up from who knows how many people, is absolutely mind-boggling. Once again, we see a Kardashian in a video being put in an awkward position.feedback

Apr 06 2017

Ninety years with Don Rickles weren't enough. One of the sweetest and most lovely people I had the pleasure of knowing. We miss you already.feedback

Mar 24 2017 - Twitter

Maybe he's right, maybe it is over our heads, maybe these jokes are great.feedback

Mar 24 2017 - Twitter

Maybe Mike Huckabee is right. Maybe [his humor] is over our heads. Maybe what Mike Huckabee needs is a stronger presentation; jokes don't always have the same punch when you read them to yourself.feedback

Mar 17 2017 - Mar-a-Lago

There are a lot of cuts in the plan, including: PBS would be cut, Meals on Wheels would be cut, the National Endowment for the Arts would be cut. The guy who has three oil paintings of himself in his bathroom wants to cut the National Endowment for the Arts. And Meals on Wheels – how could that be? How can you cut Meals on Wheels? Meals on Wheels is out, but don't worry, the golf trips to Mar-a-Lago every weekend, those will not stop.feedback

Mar 16 2017 - Liberty Party of Canada

That would never happen to Barron Trump, you would be in the stockade right now, you would be in Russia somewhere.feedback

Mar 16 2017 - US Secret service

Don't they have secret service there protecting the children of prime ministers?feedback

Mar 03 2017 - Homosexuality

If every one of you took a minute to reach out to one person you disagree with, someone you like, and have one positive, considerate conversation – not as liberals or conservatives, but as Americans – if we could all do that, we could make America great again. It starts with us.feedback

Mar 02 2017 - Oscars 2017

It would have been a nice little button to the whole night.feedback

Mar 02 2017 - Oscars 2017

The plan for the last joke was – the Best Picture winner is announced, they make a speech [and] I was assuming the Best Picture was not going to be Manchester by the Sea. I said if it's not Manchester by the Sea, I'm going to be sitting next to [Damon], and it's going to be my revenge for the Emmys. I'd start wrapping the show up, but then the camera would widen, and we'd see that Matt would be sitting next to me and I would say, Well, you know, it's unbelievable, Casey [Affleck] won and Kenneth [Lonergan] won. There's only one person who didn't win tonight and it's you.feedback

Mar 02 2017

It should be whoever the president hates seeing do it the most, and that's undoubtedly you.feedback

Mar 01 2017 - Nordstrom vs. Trump

The president spoke tonight before a joint session of Congress and we're going to ignore it for a very good reason, and the reason is I need a break from it, to be honest with you. Tonight if anyone says the name of the orange-colored man with the Russian boyfriend, they will have to put $100 in that jar that Guillermo is holding right now.feedback

Feb 28 2017 - Oscars 2017

Meryl Streep has phoned it in in over 50 films over the course of her lackluster career.feedback

Feb 28 2017 - Oscars 2017

Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars was racist? This broadcast is being watched live by millions of Americans and around the world in more than 225 countries that now hate us. This is Meryl's 20th Oscar nomination. Made even more amazing considering the fact that she wasn't even in a movie this year, we just wrote her name down out of habit.feedback

Feb 28 2017 - Oscars 2017

Except for the end, it was fun. You know its a strange night when the word envelope is trending on Twitter.feedback

Feb 28 2017

I spent the whole rest of the night answering questions about it. It was quite an evening, it really was.feedback

Feb 28 2017 - Oscars 2017

Now there's mass confusion. The audience is confused. The people standing around me are confused. I assume everyone at home is confused. And I'm probably supposed to do something, because no one's doing anything.feedback

Feb 28 2017 - Oscars 2017

It was kind of scary, in a way. That was the producer of 'La La Land' who thought he won, standing there holding an Oscar they're going to take away from him. My first instinct was to tell him to run. Take the Oscar and get out!' But he didn't.feedback

Feb 28 2017

Now so we have the producers of two movies on stage. Who the hell even knows who is who from which movie? I'm standing there like an idiot, feeling bad for these guys – but also trying really hard not to laugh, to be honest.feedback

Feb 28 2017

It was the weirdest TV finale since 'Lost'. I was like, Hey, no, I didn't! I did not pull a prank! If I'd pulled a prank, I wouldn't have just had the wrong winner's name on the envelope. There would have been a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon in there. You know, when you do a show, you aren't just the host, you're the lead detective. You're like the sheriff of the show. Warren Beatty could be in prison right now if I wanted him.feedback

Feb 28 2017 - Oscars 2017

Eventually I figured out that Barry Jenkins, the director of 'Moonlight,' is standing behind me and Denzel wanted me to get him to the microphone to make a speech, which makes sense. Thank God Denzel was there to make sense.feedback

Feb 27 2017 - Oscars 2017

Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist?feedback

Feb 27 2017 - PwC

Guys, this is very unfortunate what happened. Personally I blame Steve Harvey for this.feedback

Feb 27 2017 - Oscars 2017

I want to say thank you to President Trump. Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist?feedback

Feb 27 2017 - Oscars 2017

Oh good, I got a sitting ovation. This is my first time here, and the way you people go through hosts, it's probably my last time here. So I'm going to enjoy this while I'm here.feedback

Feb 27 2017 - Oscars 2017

Meryl Streep has phoned it in for more than 50 films in the course of her lackluster career.feedback

Feb 27 2017

I knew I would screw this up. I promise to never come back.feedback

Feb 27 2017 - Oscars 2017

Meryl Streep has phoned it in for more than 50 films over the course of her lackluster career. Please join me in giving Meryl Streep a totally undeserved round of applause.feedback

Feb 27 2017 - Oscars 2017

Some of you will get to come up here on this stage tonight and give a speech that the president of the United States will tweet about in all caps during his 5 a.m. bowel movement tomorrow.feedback

Feb 26 2017 - Oscars 2017

Nice dress, by the way. Is that an Ivanka?feedback

Dec 05 2016

This is not a prank. And if it is, my revenge on the academy will be terrible and sweet.feedback

Oct 23 2016

Bill Murray could shove you off the side of the Hoover Dam and you'd be like, Hey, Bill Murray,' all the way down.feedback

Sep 19 2016

If Donald Trump gets elected and he builds that wall, the first person we are throwing over it is Mark Burnett.feedback

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