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It's a good layout for entertaining, because people can hang out in the kitchen around the large island while a meal is prepared. One of the biggest amenities we offer is the expandability of the home and its entertainment value.feedback
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NEW Nov 21 2017
Jon Stewart has been quoted 46 times. The one recent article where Jon Stewart has been quoted is The Vineyards development has woods, greenery and convenient access to the Beltway and Joint Base Andrews. Most recently, Jon Stewart was quoted as having said, “A lot of people will choose a fifth bedroom option in place of the sitting room.”.
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Nov 13 2017

They have to deal with all of us.feedback

Nov 12 2017

It's obviously very upsetting, and we hope the victims are finding some solace. We're thankful that the culture's finally changing and allowing them to feel safe enough to speak out.feedback

Nov 08 2017

What NYC institution holds representatives of more than 193 nations?feedback

Nov 08 2017

How do you even get there? It's like a guy who's like, It didn't work out with my girlfriend so now I'm going out with a toaster.feedback

Oct 10 2017

How is all this not the storm? And what kind of a sociopath would use that terminology while people are still literally cleaning up from storms!feedback

Jul 26 2017

I'm really thrilled to be able to return to stand-up on HBO. They've always set the standard for great stand-up specials. Plus, I can finally use up the last of the Saddam Hussein jokes left over from my first special.feedback

Jul 21 2017

I hate to sound cliché, but some people have it, and it was so apparent from the tape we had on Jessica. I can't even talk about it without going into my old Jewish man agent voice. She made great choices, surprising choices. Thirty seconds in, we were trying to figure out how to get in touch with her. We couldn't believe it when we found out she was still in school!feedback

Jul 14 2017

You probably had your choice of idolizing any talk show host and you could've gone with a Jew, that's all I'm saying. Will, don't be fooled by [Kimmel's] learned-looking beard and his sad, puffy eyes. He's not rabbinical; he's just unhealthy. Wouldn't you rather idolize a talk show host that is also circumcised? I don't know how to put this. How do the kids say it? He's still wearing his hoodie.feedback

Jul 09 2017 - London

One of the reasons Heathrow moved it westwards was to try and reduce the noise over London. If he moves it back east and its a shorter runway, then actually it does increase noise levels, how significantly I don't know.feedback

Jun 02 2017

Make no mistake, Ray Pfeifer died in the line of duty, because of illness in the terrible terrorist attacks of 9/11. But more importantly Ray Pfeifer lived in the line of duty. Now and forever. That's what I remember most about him. He said, I got all the cards I need.feedback

May 29 2017

It just seemed like The Mission Continues was this perfect mashup of individuals who are driven to problem-solve.feedback

May 23 2017

Appearing on television 22 minutes a night clearly broke me. I'm pretty sure I can produce a few minutes of content every now and again.feedback

May 10 2017

Why has age ravaged me? You were the ones out in the field. I'm in a studio surrounded by craft services, yet in a Benjamin Button scenario, I'm at the beginning of the movie, and you all seem fine. I find this very peculiar … This really does look like a group of students coming back to see Mr. Holland.feedback

May 07 2017

So you can get caught up in process, or you can focus on the actual reality.feedback

Mar 28 2017

If you don't have that soundtrack, man, you gotta get it.feedback

Mar 24 2017 - Supreme Court

There has never, in the history of the Republic, ever been a successful partisan filibuster of a Supreme Court nominee.feedback

Feb 08 2017

She has been warned multiple times (not just today). And after additional warning today, she was found in violation of the rule. She appealed the ruling and lost.feedback

Feb 01 2017

People! This nation is in crisis! This is serious.feedback

Jan 30 2017 - Democratic Party

We said, We'll wait for the next presidency to fill the seat.' And we said that when people thought it was going to be Hillary Clinton. It wasn't a situational thing. It wasn't, Oh, if a Republican wins, then we'll do it.' That's what Merkley's doing.feedback

Jan 30 2017 - Supreme Court

McConnell has never filibustered a Supreme Court nominee.feedback

Nov 17 2016

I thought Donald Trump disqualified himself at numerous points. But there is now this idea that anyone who voted for him is – has to be defined by the worst of his rhetoric.feedback

Nov 17 2016

Natural is tribal. We're fighting against thousands of years of human behavior and history to create something that no one's ever – that's what's exceptional about America and that's what's, like, this ain't easy. It's an incredible thing.feedback

Nov 02 2016

What is happening? I thought we were done three weeks ago.feedback

Aug 19 2016

What you, my friend, were tasked to do, you have done and done beautifully. You gave voice to underserved voices in the media arena.feedback

Aug 11 2016

The majority leader has been clear: the next president will make the nomination for this vacancy.feedback

Feb 16 2016

While he complained about filibusters today, he joined filibusters while in the Senate.feedback

Aug 05 2015

This was not a rally to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear. They are, and we do. But we live now in hard times, not end times.feedback

Oct 28 2010

How did we go in two years, from hope and change, we are the people we've been looking for'… to 'you're not going to give them the keys are you'?feedback

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