LaVar Ball

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C'mon, I didn't even play basketball in the pros and they're talking about me and Michael Jordan. That's what I'm talking about. He tells me he can beat me with one leg. Well, guess what: I can beat him with one hand. Now we're both ... looking like we can't play.feedback
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Aug 01 2017
This page is completely dedicated to what LaVar Ball has to say. All of LaVar Ball’s quotes are organized here by date and topic. The most recent quote attributed to LaVar Ball came from an article called Could beat LaVar Ball with just one leg: “I would just back [Jordan] in and lift him off the ground and call a foul every time he fouls me when I do a jump hook to the right or the left. He cannot stop me one-on-one. He better make every shot 'cause he can't go around me. He's not fast enough. And he can only make so many shots outside before I make every bucket under the rim.”.
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LaVar Ball quotes

Jul 08 2017

His worst game ever.feedback

Jun 23 2017

Come see me when he does. I'll have another hat on that says, I told you so.feedback

Jun 09 2017 - NBA

I don't regret anything I say ... never. First of all, she was disrespectful by saying that Lonzo was so scared that he didn't want to talk to her. Lonzo didn't want to talk to her because she was disrespecting me, so why would my son ever want to talk to you?feedback

Jun 09 2017 - NBA

I spanked them once, to let them know there are repercussions at times. But my boys are respectful, and usually my voice is enough.feedback

Jun 09 2017 - NBA

I ain't stepping back to nothing. ... I don't step back. Why would I change?feedback

Jun 09 2017 - NBA

I told them, If you're going to be disrespectful to your mom, I want you to be all the time.' So, excuse my language right here, but if you want to say, Good morning, b----,' that's fine with me. I'm not going to say nothing. If you want to call your mom a b----, that's fine. But don't get sick, when your stomach is hurting and you want me to care for you because you know I ain't. ... She'll clean up the throw-up, the s---, whatever. She'll take care of what you want. ... So don't wait until you need something, or you need her to make you something, and now you want to be nice to her. .feedback

Jun 09 2017 - NBA

So they never disrespect their mom or talk back to her or say nothing. Because I say, In the long run, you're going to need her before you need me.feedback

Jun 09 2017 - NBA

She wants to talk, and she can get out a few words. I'm rebooting her right now. She's saying, LaVar, you're right. You are right.' That's all I want to hear her say. Now we can get another 25 years having a good time. She is going to get better with me.feedback

May 25 2017

If Lonzo goes to Boston, he turns into a 2. ... Lonzo's always going to be a point guard. He can play any position, but his true position is point guard and Boston has so many guards, you don't need that guy.feedback

May 17 2017

Here's the thing: I prefer Zo to go to the Lakers, but if Boston were to choose him and Lonzo wants to play basketball, then guess what, he doesn't care where he goes. Dad is never going to go away. I'm always going to be his dad. Just like people say, I need to fall back. I don't walk behind my son, I walk on the side of him, so I'm always going to be on the side.feedback

May 17 2017

The Lakers make the playoffs as soon as my boy gets there.feedback

May 17 2017

That's all we working out for is the Lakers. Just the Lakers. There's nobody else that we need to work out for.feedback

May 17 2017

I'd like him to play for the Lakers because it's home, and I'd love him to learn from Magic Johnson.feedback

May 15 2017

People don't understand the movement. This is a power play to show everybody, Yo, we don't need you to make this s -- .feedback

May 15 2017

I knew I was gonna have more than one [son]. I don't put out no girls. ... Me being alpha dog in our family, I'm gonna have boys. Gimme three boys.feedback

May 15 2017

How many tall girls wear heels? I liked that.feedback

May 15 2017

You may not like me. You may think I'm cocky or arrogant.feedback

May 15 2017

Wasn't going to happen.feedback

May 15 2017

You ain't supposed to have that s---. But you know who the homeowners association guy is now, the president?feedback

May 15 2017

You see all these houses? You only see one all-white one. That's because it's my s -- . But you will be thinking about me. Speak it into existence. Keep talking about it until it happens. I know my boys better than they do.feedback

May 15 2017

I know me better than you do.feedback

May 15 2017

See that one? See how Lonzo is pointing at you? Every time someone comes in this garage, it's like Lonzo's calling you out, asking, Who's got next?feedback

May 11 2017

I don't need no advice from Kobe Bryant. If they're at practice and he sees something, and Lonzo listens to him or whatever, he's good. ... But it's just not, OK, I'm talking to Kobe, so now I'm going to be good.' If Kobe sees something that 'Zo is doing, then go from there. But I'm not trying to pattern after nobody.feedback

May 05 2017

The people that are complaining are the ones who can't get the shoe and don't want the shoe and that's fine because there's a lot of people out here that want the shoe and can get the shoe.feedback

May 05 2017

Everybody ain't going out to buy no Rolls Royce. But they might get them a little car to get them from A to B. Just like Shaq was saying. Bring the shoes down for the kids to buy. How about, You already got that covered, so let them buy your shoe?feedback

May 05 2017 - Twitter

If you can't afford the ZO2'S, you're NOT a BIG BALLER!feedback

Apr 21 2017 - Nike

Let me tell you something: I know I'm on the right step because if nothing ain't happen like this in 100 years, guess what? We in a new lane, baby. That Big Baller Brand about to be your competition.feedback

Apr 11 2017

Lonzo doesn't care about everybody else … If I knew this was bothering my son, would I stop it? No, because I know what he's about it and he knows what I'm about it. We with each other through right or wrong.feedback

Apr 11 2017

I don't think I can beat him, I know I can beat him one-on-one. I was 270 pounds back then, jumping out of the gym, benching 500 pounds. He's too small. If the game was played one-on-one, I'd be the champion of the world. I just told y'all that.feedback

Apr 07 2017

Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow. I told Lonzo, One of these games you might need to go for 30 or 40 points.' It turned out that was the one game. Then once they get to the Elite Eight, they're right there.feedback

Apr 07 2017

People thought [Lonzo] was giving up, but he popped his hamstring. He said 'I was trying to run, but my hamstring was pulled.' But he's never going to make excuses.feedback

Apr 07 2017

Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow. I told Lonzo, One of these games you might need to go for 30 or 40 points. It turned out that was the one game. Then once they get to the Elite 8, they're right there. I'm a family dude. All my family's in L.A., so to be able to play in front of them, you know, I think that would mean more to me.feedback

Apr 02 2017 - Nike

A billion dollars, it has to be there. That's our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don't even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 mil over 10 years.feedback

Mar 29 2017

Markelle's a great player, but I feel I'm better than him. I think I can lead a team better than him.feedback

Mar 29 2017

I'm just a better teacher than I am a hitter, I guess.feedback

Mar 23 2017

If I fall a few hundred million short on Rockefeller Center, did I fail? This is something me and my wife created for our boys. The main setup is basically for my boys to be wealthy. I want their kids' kids to be trust-fund babies. That's the bottom line on all this. … Steve Kerr said I'm not helping them by talking, but here's the thing: I've already helped them by feeding them, clothing them, setting up the shooting machine for them. Not by talking.feedback

Mar 23 2017

That coach is hardheaded. He wanted to do things his way. If we would have gotten along, we would have been in the state title easy. But he's trying to have a little resistance towards me. And I'm like, Man, try and do it your way. That's why you lost three games.' Because once he run and just play and when my son really wants to play for you, we're gonna do good. But when you have any kind of resistance towards me, and you the head coach, it don't work out that good. I already knew he was going to lose that game.feedback

Mar 23 2017

Usually a kid with that type of talent comes out of a lower-income neighborhood, and then you put all this pressure on an 18-year-old kid to make it and get us out of there. But I don't need Lonzo to hurry up and move me out of Chino Hills. I'm not tired of all these hills and pools.feedback

Mar 23 2017

I gave an opinion on what I felt about no superstars' kids really being superstars and the fact that they have to live up to their parents or to their fathers or whatever. I have yet to see one, and I've been around for 50 years. Have you seen one where the superstar's son is just as good or better than him? I said a superstar. I ain't saying just a regular player. I'm talking about a guy who we picture as an icon – a Dr. J, an Allen Iverson, a LeBron James. If somebody asks me a question, I'm gonna give them an answer.feedback

Mar 21 2017 - NBA

The monsters in the NBA, their dads wasn't that good. They were OK, they was players, but the fact that the old [Dell] Curry wasn't no All-Star, he wasn't cold. He could shoot the ball, though. Kobe Bryant, his dad wasn't all that, that's why he's such a monster.feedback

Mar 21 2017

You got LeBron, it's going to be hard for his kids because they are going to look at them like, You got to be just like your dad.' And after a while, that pressure starts sitting on you like, Why do I got to be just like him? What can't I just be me?' And then they are going to be like, Aw, you're soft, you're not that good.' Because the expectation is very, very high.feedback

Mar 15 2017

He wants to play one-and-one and all this, and he says I averaged two points – who cares? I know he don't want to play one-on-one because he's too big. He'd better stay behind at TNT and eat them doughnuts.feedback

Mar 15 2017

That boy is out of shape – if I played him now, it'd kill him. He's too big. Just enjoy talking and eating Krispy Kreme doughnuts, he'll be fine. … If we played right now, he wouldn't score a bucket. He's too slow, he can't walk – I mean, what's he going to do?feedback

Mar 15 2017

He's not my favorite player now. Not because I don't like him. It's because my boys are my favorite players now. He'll be all right, though. … I'll send him some Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and he'll be my friend again.feedback

Mar 15 2017

My sons are good, they're great. But let's say I really excelled in football and made millions of millions of dollars. Do I spent that time with them now? No, I have to worry about the offseason, and I just buy you a trainer and hope that you turn out okay. Whereas the fact that I wasn't all that, allows me to take the time to make my boys all that.feedback

Mar 15 2017

Here's the thing, you gotta play the odds and the percentages. There's been a lot of great players, and all of their sons are wack. … Kareem's got sons, Jordan's got sons, Shaq's got sons.feedback

Mar 15 2017

As you get older, you get delusional. Thinking he could be beat me now, he's gotta be crazy.feedback

Mar 13 2017

I would just back in and lift him off the ground and call a foul every time he fouls me when I do a jump hook to the right or the left. He cannot stop me one-on-one. A billion dollars, it has to be there. That's our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don't even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 mil over 10 years.feedback

Mar 07 2017

You got the best point guard ever in Magic Johnson. … Magic is the guard who can put his arm around my boy and say, Do it like this.' … He throws those long passes like Magic. He makes everyone better.feedback

Mar 07 2017

You only get burned out if it's not a passion. My boys aren't playing to make the money at basketball. They just want to be the best players anywhere, where people say, Oh, my gosh, have you seen them?' They treat it like entertainment. … They're thinking we're going to go out and score 100-and-something. See if you can catch us. They're just having a fun time. That's why I've always taught them to play until the clock says zero.feedback

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