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You want to tell people, stuff has happened in the last hour that you're probably not aware of. It's not as crazy as you're thinking, but also, it's crazier than anything that's ever happened up to this point. It's like, Oh, we'll do a piece about airline deregulation today – nope, no we will not, because that is no longer what anybody is talking about. If we're adding four pages of explanation, we'd probably think, Let's give this the full 24 hours to get to tomorrow's show.feedback
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May 21 2017
Seth Meyers has most recently been quoted in an article called James Comey, Chelsea Manning, N.B.A. Draft: Your Wednesday Briefing - The New York Times. Seth Meyers said, “At least Sean Spicer was hiding in an office, and not the bushes.”. Seth Meyers has been quoted a grand total of 40 times in 20 articles.
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President Trump unveiled his new tax plan today, and it's pretty much the same as his old plan. He's not going to pay them.feedback

I'm sorry, I shouldn't pick on him. I don't want to be a grammar nozzie.feedback

If this were a movie, it would be called 100 Dayz and Confused. Trump is so ignorant that he's ignorant of his own ignorance.feedback

Trump's tweets are starting to sound like the fine print on a contest to win a free cruise.feedback

Under Trump, our federal government is staffed as well as a Duane Reade on a Sunday morning.feedback

I remember thinking there's nothing better than getting burned by Don Rickles.feedback

Steve Carell stars as a bumbling congressman turned spy in the new comedy High Nunes. The Dude and Trump have a lot in common. They both have bathrobes, both obsessed with their rugs and they both love White Russians.feedback

I strap their car seats into the five-point harness and then the car seats have a little harness and they have these cute earmuffs.feedback

You think Obama intentionally designed his signature piece of legislation to fall apart in six years? It's a healthcare bill, not a Kia.feedback

You're so paranoid about wiretapping that you talk like a mafia don, afraid the feds are listening.feedback

Trump keeps losing and he doesn't seem to understand why he keeps losing.feedback

How dead inside do you have to be to not want old people to get food? Your heart is so small, it makes your tiny hands look like catcher mitts.feedback

You know you've really accomplished something when the guy who wrote 'Cujo' is no longer the scariest Stephen King.feedback

You're a 67-year-old man. All the babies are someone else's babies. We don't need to restore our civilization. We need to restore our civility.feedback

Your district is 96 percent white. You're basically the manager of the world's largest Williams Sonoma.feedback

We can make him laugh, but now we feel like he has a fake cocktail-party laugh, that he doesn't actually think anything's funny, but he just sort of throws off this 'Ha ha ha,' . My son is totally napping, and as much as we feel Cycle for Survival is a big event and rare cancers are very important, we will not wake him up from a nap.feedback

As exciting as 2008 was, this was one of the times where I was truly jealous not to be working at the show because it felt so vital and exciting. It's fun on our show when we do something like 'Oscar Bait' or a pre-taped piece or, like, go day drinking. It is nice to not be all Trump all the time.feedback

I felt a lot of emotions last night and into today – some sadness, some anger, some fear, but I'm also aware that those are the same emotions a lot of Trump supporters felt, emotions that led them to make their choice, and it would be wrong for me to think my emotions are somehow more authentic than their emotions.feedback

We're always better as a society when we have empathy for one another ... so I would like to say to those Trump supporters: Congratulations. I sincerely hope that he addresses your concerns. I sincerely hope that, if you felt forgotten, he won't forget you now.feedback

So I want to say to President-elect Trump: Congratulations. To Melania and the new first family, congratulations.feedback

I have been wrong about him every step of the way.feedback

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