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And really, if this portrayal was offensive to anyone, it's Caesar. Caesar was beloved by the Roman Empire. To put it another way, he won the popular vote.feedback
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Jun 22 2017 Trump Presidency
Seth Meyers has most recently been quoted in an article called Late-night on Philando Castile's death: 'When I watched the video, it broke me'. Seth Meyers said, “Senate Republicans have been engaged in one of the most shameless, breathtakingly cynical exercises in political history, writing a healthcare bill behind closed doors and not telling anyone what's in it.”. Seth Meyers has been quoted a grand total of 55 times in 29 articles.
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Jun 07 2017 - NSA

The Department of Justice charged a federal contractor named Reality Leigh Winner yesterday with leaking classified materials to the press about Russia's meddling in the election. This is a confusing story so let me try to break it down: Reality Winner leaked information about a reality denier, who tried to influence the election to support a reality host who is detached from reality.feedback

May 26 2017 - Fox

Trump's idea of presidential is trying to get to the conference room before the free pizza is gone. Well, here's a sentence I never thought I'd say: thank you, Fox News, for telling us the truth.feedback

May 23 2017 - Trump Presidency

It's funny that you can almost feel that Donald Trump is out of the country. It's like when you're in school and your bully is out with the flu. He got the kind of royal treatment he thinks he deserves. It's like watching your grandpa do the electric slide at a wedding, but with a deadly weapon. First of all, whose favorite meal is steak with a side of ketchup? Is he a hobo from a cartoon? Second of all, you're an adult: eat what they serve you. He's a real nut job? You live in a jewelry box in the sky and write your name on your planes so you don't forget where you parked.feedback

May 23 2017 - Trump Presidency

Not only is Trump corrupt, but he's incredibly naive too. He actually thought firing the FBI director would take the pressure off.feedback

May 21 2017

You want to tell people, stuff has happened in the last hour that you're probably not aware of. It's not as crazy as you're thinking, but also, it's crazier than anything that's ever happened up to this point. It's like, Oh, we'll do a piece about airline deregulation today – nope, no we will not, because that is no longer what anybody is talking about. If we're adding four pages of explanation, we'd probably think, Let's give this the full 24 hours to get to tomorrow's show.feedback

May 17 2017

At least Sean Spicer was hiding in an office, and not the bushes.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

Of course, it turns out the Russians didn't need to hack Hillary's email server. They were able to hack Trump's mouth. The password is: tell us.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

That's like cutting out your victim's tongue and forgetting he can still write stuff down.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

He had this ability to make famous people feel comfortable and go outside their comfort zone.feedback

May 17 2017 - Trump Presidency

I do think there's some nobility in trying to do a show for more people, as opposed to doing a show for less. After the hot takes are dead and gone, and the carcasses are strewn about, having fun is pretty undefeated as a way to spend your time.feedback

May 08 2017

It's amazing, I will stress this, I did not care about other people's children, ever. I never did.feedback

May 08 2017

The dog was the practice child. The dog has figured out that we care less about it, I will say.feedback

May 08 2017

I'm so impressed with everything he does and talk about it constantly.feedback

May 05 2017 - Obamacare

House Republicans today voted on and passed an Obamacare replacement bill without knowing how much it would cost. Though I'm not surprised – they also voted on an Obama replacement without knowing the cost.feedback

May 03 2017 - Trump Presidency

Now that Trump learned when Andrew Jackson died, how often do you think he's going to squeeze it into conversation? 'I was so sorry to hear about your mother, it's just like when Andrew Jackson died 16 years before the civil war started. Not a lot of people know that. My condolences.feedback

Apr 27 2017 - Syria conflict

President Trump unveiled his new tax plan today, and it's pretty much the same as his old plan. He's not going to pay them.feedback

Apr 26 2017 - Twitter

I'm sorry, I shouldn't pick on him. I don't want to be a grammar nozzie.feedback

Apr 25 2017 - Trump Presidency

If this were a movie, it would be called 100 Dayz and Confused. Trump is so ignorant that he's ignorant of his own ignorance.feedback

Apr 25 2017

Trump's tweets are starting to sound like the fine print on a contest to win a free cruise.feedback

Apr 25 2017 - Trump Presidency

Under Trump, our federal government is staffed as well as a Duane Reade on a Sunday morning.feedback

Apr 07 2017

I remember thinking there's nothing better than getting burned by Don Rickles.feedback

Mar 29 2017 - Russian probe

Steve Carell stars as a bumbling congressman turned spy in the new comedy High Nunes. The Dude and Trump have a lot in common. They both have bathrobes, both obsessed with their rugs and they both love White Russians.feedback

Mar 22 2017

I strap their car seats into the five-point harness and then the car seats have a little harness and they have these cute earmuffs.feedback

Mar 17 2017

You think Obama intentionally designed his signature piece of legislation to fall apart in six years? It's a healthcare bill, not a Kia.feedback

Mar 17 2017 - Wiretapping

You're so paranoid about wiretapping that you talk like a mafia don, afraid the feds are listening.feedback

Mar 17 2017

Trump keeps losing and he doesn't seem to understand why he keeps losing.feedback

Mar 17 2017

How dead inside do you have to be to not want old people to get food? Your heart is so small, it makes your tiny hands look like catcher mitts.feedback

Mar 15 2017 - Dutch elections 2017

You know you've really accomplished something when the guy who wrote 'Cujo' is no longer the scariest Stephen King.feedback

Mar 15 2017

You're a 67-year-old man. All the babies are someone else's babies. We don't need to restore our civilization. We need to restore our civility.feedback

Mar 15 2017

Your district is 96 percent white. You're basically the manager of the world's largest Williams Sonoma.feedback

Mar 13 2017

We can make him laugh, but now we feel like he has a fake cocktail-party laugh, that he doesn't actually think anything's funny, but he just sort of throws off this 'Ha ha ha,' . My son is totally napping, and as much as we feel Cycle for Survival is a big event and rare cancers are very important, we will not wake him up from a nap.feedback

Mar 13 2017

As exciting as 2008 was, this was one of the times where I was truly jealous not to be working at the show because it felt so vital and exciting. It's fun on our show when we do something like 'Oscar Bait' or a pre-taped piece or, like, go day drinking. It is nice to not be all Trump all the time.feedback

Mar 06 2017

The truth is I can't stay up that late.feedback

Nov 10 2016

I felt a lot of emotions last night and into today – some sadness, some anger, some fear, but I'm also aware that those are the same emotions a lot of Trump supporters felt, emotions that led them to make their choice, and it would be wrong for me to think my emotions are somehow more authentic than their emotions.feedback

Nov 10 2016

We're always better as a society when we have empathy for one another ... so I would like to say to those Trump supporters: Congratulations. I sincerely hope that he addresses your concerns. I sincerely hope that, if you felt forgotten, he won't forget you now.feedback

Nov 10 2016 - Trump-Putin

So I want to say to President-elect Trump: Congratulations. To Melania and the new first family, congratulations.feedback

Nov 09 2016

I have been wrong about him every step of the way.feedback

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