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Alec Baldwin
In terms of the media, I'm Trump now. He's not even Trump anymore–I am.feedback
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Oct 18 2017
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Leslie Jones

Ok now y'all know I'm the s–t right!! Illuminati!! [Solange] killed it tonight!! Welp…a bitch thought she could stay away. But who else is gonna live tweet Game of Thrones!!feedback

Don Lemon - CNN

I think it would be great if everybody could be out. But it's such a personal choice. People have to do it at their own speed. I respect that. I do have to say that the more people who come out, the better it is for everyone. I think if I had seen more people like me who are out and proud, it wouldn't have taken me 45 years to say it, to walk in the truth.feedback

Don Lemon - CNN

I always live life to the fullest. I want a little bit more balance in work life. I'm maybe open to a relationship this year, I wasn't before.feedback

Don Lemon - CNN

I'm a bad person to date. I'm not selfish … I'll give you my last– I'm self-centered. Yeah, yeah. I'm self-centered.feedback

Michael Che

After the mayor of San Juan criticized the government's Puerto Rican relief efforts President Trump attacked her on Twitter saying, The mayor of San Juan who was very complimentary only a few days ago has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump. Oh, really, Donald? You bitch. Was she nasty to you? How nasty? Are you shaking? Do you want to smoke a Virginia Slim until your hand stops moving?feedback

Colin Jost

She's wonderful. She's working, so otherwise, she'd be here. The first time she hosted was the first year I was a writer on the show. So, we've kind of known each other since then … she's the best. I'm very happy. I feel very lucky.feedback

Ryan Gosling

He just highlighted 'Avatar,' he clicked the drop-down menu, and he just randomly selected Papyrus. Like a, like a thoughtless child just wandering by a garden, just yanking leaves along the way.feedback

Donald J. Trump

Trust me, I know things are as the locals say 'Despacito,' but we're going to get more help to you immediately, probably either Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest. FEMA takes a few days, unless you join FEMA Prime.feedback

Donald J. Trump

FEMA takes a few days…unless you join FEMA Prime. Well, you handled that NFL thing just great. People say I remind them of an NFL player because I'm combative, I like to win, and I might have a degenerative brain disease. Ah, yes, send him in.feedback

Donald J. Trump

Well, you should have paid your bills. FEMA takes a few days unless you join FEMA Prime.feedback

Donald J. Trump

Wow, that woman was so nasty. It's disgraceful. You know, I actually love football. I could've played. People say I remind them of an NFL player because I'm combative, I like to win and I might have a degenerative brain disease. I told you, I'm nothing if not loyal. Come over here, Chuck. We're both New Yorkers, we both enjoy a good slice, we never go to Times Square and we love saying.feedback

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

We did have a story-line about an impeachment, but we abandoned that because we were worried that someone else might get to it first.feedback

Bobby Moynihan

I was a gigantic fan of the show before I was on it, so to be able to do it was amazing, but now going back to just watching as a fan, yeah – it feels like watching videos of a party you're not at. Right now, the biggest problem is waking up on Monday mornings like, Okay, I have an idea,' and then I'm like, I don't need it anymore.feedback

Anthony Scaramucci

I was calling him "Liar Spice" from the Spice Girls. I wasn't calling him Melissa McCarthy – the SNL comedian who played Spicer. Totally different name. Here's the problem with the Republican Party, we have Republican-on-Republican crime all the time.feedback

Nick Kocher

You guys. YOU GUYS! Sometimes the internet is great. Thanks to everyone who gave attention to this instead of things that are actually important!feedback

Kellyanne Conway

I am so happy Kate McKinnon was able to get her Emmy. I know she thanked Hillary Clinton, but it had to be much more fun to play me. I'm very happy my former White House colleague Sean Spicer is a man of good humour. And he has been quoted recently saying life outside is much more relaxed, so I'm very happy for him. This is something that a lot of folks in Hollywood sometimes lack, which is introspection and humour.feedback

Kate McKinnon

Being part of this season of SNL is the most meaningful thing I will ever do.feedback

Kellyanne Conway

But I am so happy Kate McKinnon was able to get her Emmy. I know she thanked Hillary Clinton, but it had to be much more fun to play me. And he probably barely noticed.feedback

Bill O'Reilly

Actor Jon Hamm is quoted as saying he encountered me at a party & fled. I have never met Mr. Hamm but happy to do so. I'll buy lunch, Jon.feedback

Jon Rudnitsky

He had trouble with the sketches, and if a sketch wasn't complimentary about him – mainly physically – he wasn't into it. He'd go, It's cute, but no – next.' . He was just onto the next if it wasn't about how great he was. I'm totally serious. I mean, there were some really funny sketches that he just didn't get. His sense of humor is definitely skewed.feedback

Stephen Colbert

It's your fault! He never forgave you and he never will. But unlike the presidency, the Emmys go to the winners of the popular vote.feedback

Lorne Michaels

I remember thinking as I was standing there, alone, that this was it. This was the high point. There would never be another season as crazy, as unpredictable, as frightening, as exhausting, or as exhilarating. Turns out, I was wrong.feedback

Pete Davidson

Just wanted to let you guys know I'm okay. I know I've kinda been missing, on social media and on the show. I quit drugs and am happy and sober for the first time in 8 years.feedback

Lorne Michaels

I remember the first time we won this award, it was after our first season in 1976. Turns out I was wrong.feedback

Donald J. Trump

Watched Saturday Night Live hit job on me. Time to retire the boring and unfunny show. Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks. Media rigging election!feedback

Jon Rudnitsky

On set, he would be like, I'm going to riff – I'm just going to riff here. By the way, nobody riffs on 'SNL.' Not Will Ferrell, not anybody in the history of 'SNL' has ever riffed. There are cue cards there for a reason, it's live. And he went off on the show, and you can kind of tell when he's trying to do a thing. You're like, Eh, you're not a comedian.feedback

Nick Kocher

Here's how you can help. If you know someone who flew from New York to LA yesterday for the Emmy's…I dunno, ask them if they're sure they have the right garment bag.feedback

Nick Kocher

And it turns out it wasn't my garment bag and now I have somebody else's tuxedo and they have mine. Here's the facts. I was on Delta flight 0423 on September 15th. It left JFK at 12:15pm and landed at LAX at 3pm. My bag is a black garment bag that has a couple button down shirts in it and a navy blue Calvin Klein tuxedo (that I look fresh as f-ck in). Whoever has my bad is also going to the Emmys, because I have their bag and there's a suit and tuxedo in it.feedback

Craig Erwich

We have multiple constituencies and we're selling to all of them at any given point. What you're working toward isn't just an Emmy nomination but overhearing someone in line at Starbucks talking about the show, or seeing 'Saturday Night Live' doing a parody of 'Handmaid's Tale.feedback

Donald J. Trump

People think I'm controversial, but the truth is, I'm a nice guy. I don't hold grudges against anybody. Like Rosie O'Donnell. She said some things about me that were hurtful and untrue. I said some things about her that were mean, but completely accurate.feedback

Sean Spicer

There were a lot of us who wanted to be focused on his agenda, what he spoke about in his inaugural address [instead]. I don't think it was probably the best start.feedback

Sean Spicer

Anthony has been a very successful – in business he's made a ton of money but I didn't feel as though he had the qualifications or background to work in the communications office. And my view was is that if I'm going to have to partner with somebody that I don't believe had the skill set to execute the job, then it was incumbent upon me to either step aside or make my voice known. I did. I told the president. I thought if wanted a clean slate, if he wanted a change, that I respected that. But it was in his best interests to have me step aside completely and let Anthony move forward.feedback

Alec Baldwin

The season premiere is Sept. 30, and I'm doing that, yeah ... I'm going to do a couple of them. We're going to do it until … OK, never mind. It's a parody memoir of Trump's first 100 days in office. And when you read it, what's weird is stuff that Kurt [Anderson] wrote six months ago, it's already coming true now. His policies aside, which you can hate, I thought he would have just relaxed. The maliciousness of this White House has people worried … that's why I'm not going to do it much longer, the impersonation.feedback

Alec Baldwin

We're going to keep doing it. I'd love to keep doing this per my availability, but I have other things I'm going to do, so I guess we'll figure it out, If I'm doing a film [a Lamborghini biopic opposite Antonio Banderas] in Rome in the fall, you can bet I'm going to be on a satellite from Rome doing Trump.feedback

Dave Grohl

And he said, Uh, it is. And I was just like, Dude. For you, Paul McCartney. I'm like, This is my chance to drum in U2 with Bono and the Edge. And I start building up the courage. I'm standing at the back hoping nobody will see me, and I'm going to start walking up and right as I start this other guy is five feet ahead of me and walks up, and I can't see who it is. And then he goes up and sits behind the drum kit up there, and it's Paul McCartney. I say, Wait a minute. I'm supposed to play drums in U2. That was my shot!' Then I ran screaming out of there and haven't been back since.feedback

Dave Grohl

But [McCartney] is a great drummer. He had a great pocket. It was super cool. They did a couple of songs and it was Bono, the Edge and McCartney on drums it was crazy. It was so cool because there was no phones allowed ... and it was just something that existed in the people's minds that were there.feedback

Dave Grohl

We soundchecked or whatever, flew over, did a two-and-a-half–hour gig and flew back and jammed with them.feedback

Donald J. Trump

Now a lot of people don't know this but you can damage your eyes by looking into the eclipse. No one predicted this. They couldn't have. I figured it out all by myself. Let me take these glasses off and see what you people look like.feedback

Donald J. Trump

Thank you. Thank you, Phoenix. Thank you. Wow. How about that eclipse, folks.feedback

Donald J. Trump

One person who's done so much for us is Steve Bannon. I want to give him a proper goodbye. Come on up here, Steve.feedback

Donald J. Trump

The dishonest media, right there section 40, you know what to do. They won't tell you about my accomplishments. But I've done so much. First off, last night I solved Afghanistan. Solved!feedback

Donald J. Trump

Sat down with our military. We looked at the map and I asked the hard questions like 'which one is Afghanistan?' Is that blue thing an ocean?feedback

Donald J. Trump

I want to thank Steve Bannon for his service. He came to the campaign during my run against Crooked Hillary Clinton - it was great. Folks, I've got the best people on this. I've got a great team. Mike Pence, Stephen Miller. Steve Mnuchins's wife, who gets it. She really gets it. She's the best.feedback

Alec Baldwin

How about that eclipse, folks? A lot of people don't know this, but you can damage your eyes by looking into the eclipse. No-one predicted this. They wouldn't have. I figured it out all by myself. Steve, you look great, sorry to see you go. Steve is going onto Breitbart. He'll be fighting the good fight against globalist cucks like my son-in-law, Jared.feedback

Kate McKinnon

That is absolutely the best part. It's nice to see a tale about a girl who is not trying to get married. She has a passion and something she wants to accomplish in the world.feedback

Cecily Strong

I'm just trying to workout every day and get back into shape so I can get prepared for SNL.feedback

Jimmy Fallon

If you really want to talk about slaves, you should really talk about Thomas Jefferson.feedback

Jimmy Fallon

I created this country; he tried to tear it apart. I rebelled against England; he rebelled against America. Him, bad. Me, the founding father, the original dad. Who's your daddy? Me! I'm out.feedback

Seth Meyers

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're gonna throw me under the carriage like that? You're gonna make me the slave guy, really? You're on the one [dollar bill] and the quarter! I'm on the nickel and the two-dollar bill! Joke money! Our country is the legacy that we've risked our lives to create.feedback

Tina Fey

And when you want to yell that, don't yell it at the Klan. Yell it into the cake. Sheetcaking' is a grassroots movement, Most of the women I know have been doing it once a week since the election.feedback

Tina Fey

Order a cake with the American flag on it . . . and just eat it. I'm feeling sick because, you know, I have seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and I wasn't confused by it. Nazis are always bad.feedback

Tina Fey

It broke my heart to see these evil forces descend upon Charlottesville. But at the same time, I don't want any more good people to get hurt. And I know a lot of us are feeling anxious and we're asking ourselves, What can I do? I'm just one person.' So I would urge people this Saturday, instead of participating in screaming matches and potential violence, find a local business you support, maybe a Jewish-run bakery or an African-American bakery. Order a cake with an American flag on it and just eat it.feedback

Tina Fey

In conclusion, I really want to say, to encourage all good, sane Americans to treat these rallies this weekend like the opening of a thoughtful movie with two female leads: Don't show up. Let these morons scream into the empty air. I love you Charlottesville, and as Thomas Jefferson once said, who's that hot light-skinned girl over by the butter churn?feedback

Tina Fey

You know (Trump) would take (the statues) down in a second if he could build a bunch of poorly constructed condos on the spot.feedback

Tina Fey

So it broke my heart to see these evil forces descend upon Charlottesville. And then our president, Donald John Trump, and I don't think enough people talk about what a stupid, jackass name that is. Whatever, he gets away with it because he's gorgeous. Anyway, Donny John comes out and he says that he condemns violence 'on many sides,' on many sides, Colin. I'm feeling sick because, you know, I have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and I wasn't confused by it. No, Colin, Nazis are always bad, I don't care what you say.feedback

Vanessa Bayer

I'd love to kiss Ryan Gosling again, who I did kiss on SNL. Or Kristen Stewart, that was pretty awesome. And I got to kiss Chris Pratt on SNL.feedback

Dan Fogelman

I grew up on network television and the idea that there were three and eventually four places that everyone had in their home, before DVDs, it's something that everybody could access – not just in terms of literally but also emotionally and comedically. And I think there is a place for television that is for everybody, art that is for everybody, that also hopefully can live in the conversation with the darker, edgier stuff. I think people are craving that.feedback

Kate McKinnon

Oath' is such a strong word. When I said 'oath,' I thought I was saying 'oats' in one of those lispy Barcelona accents … Now with [Russian Ambassador] Sergey Kislyak, I only met him two times. OK, three times. But the third time was in a men's restroom, and we was just talking about what a trial it is to get soap out of those electric soap dispensers.feedback

Kate McKinnon

There's a joyfulness with which [Sessions] proceeds. It began as a joke pitch, and then it just sort of happened … He has this funny little mouth, and I could always do this thing with my lip. I've been trying to use it, and then he popped up into the world. And I thought, Oh, my gosh – I'm going to use it!feedback

Kate McKinnon

I had this Scottish troll character named Colleen. She was a Scottish troll and she wanted a kiss. That was her deal, and I did it at the read-through table…10 times, 10 times in one year, and it just didn't work.feedback

Bobby Moynihan

‪Hi @PattyJenks. Big fan. Quick question. How soon do you think is appropriate to show my daughter @WonderWomanFilm? She's due in July.feedback

Michael Pearce - Capital Economics

Overall, there is little sign that we are approaching a tipping point after which we will see a sudden increase in defaults. And the bigger picture remains that the overall household debt burden is stable and still well below its previous peak. The rise in student debt is potentially a bigger concern, because it has been going on for more than a decade with no end in sight. The sharper increase in average debt among older borrowers suggest that there is a rising share of the population struggling to repay legacy student debt.feedback

Mike Birbiglia

She goes, It's amazing that everyone is equally talented in this show, and yet this one person is on Saturday Night Live and this one person is a movie star and this one person lives on an air mattress in Queens.' . And I thought: Not only is that true and a great observation, but it's also a movie.feedback

Nathan Ross

Plus, Hollywood historically always loves the 'underdog factor.' They're also a rare franchise that has that 'rock star' quality and has touched the zeitgeist ('Saturday Night Live, Dancing with the Stars,' etc.) not unlike the '85 'Super Bowl Shuffle' Bears or the 72-10 Bulls with [Michael Jordan], [Scottie] Pippen and [Dennis] Rodman.feedback

Al Franken

The music I hear on there now is a bunch of noise. I'm such an old guy.feedback

Al Franken

The idea that the Russians offered to put out a transcript of their conversation–that's just funny. And seeing it acted out in Russian accents might be fun.feedback

Tom Hanks

Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, I could not possibly . . . turn this down! I'll do it! The truth is, America needs us. No one can seem to agree on anything anymore, except for two things. And people are still excited to see me on their flight. I would get the senior vote. Because I've fought in World War II in, like, 10 different movies.feedback

Dwayne The Rock Johnson

It's funny, a lot of people have been telling me lately that I should run for president of the United States. It's very flattering, but tonight I want to put this to rest and just say once and for all: I'm in. Starting tonight, I am running for president of the United States. In the past, I never would've considered running for president. I didn't think I was qualified at all, but now I'm worried I'm too qualified. Pizza and us. When it comes to politics, we need more poise, and less noise. Americans deserve strong capable leaders, leaders who care about this country and care about its people.feedback

Tom Hanks

No one can seem to agree on anything anymore except two things. I've been really been blown away and it's so flattering. And I think you have to question why. I think it's because, you know, a lot of people want to see a different leadership today – I'm sorry, not different, but better leadership today, right? A better leadership. I think more poised, less noise.feedback

Vanessa Bayer

Thank you SNL for 7 years of laughs, love and incredible memories. It has been a dream come true. And thanks for this goodbye sketch at the table, Colin.feedback

Chris Kelly

We'd spend hours and hours trying to come up with an Ivanka sketch and then bail on it because it just didn't seem right. We had this 'Titanic' idea when all the companies were dropping her products. We wanted to make it be like Ivanka was in one of her stores and then the 'Titanic' music starts playing and suddenly the walls fall in and water rushes into the store and all of her shoes and purses fall off the shelves into the water.feedback

Melissa McCarthy

I don't do impressions. I don't have the ear for it. But when I read the script, I was like, Oh, God, that is juicy, but I don't understand how we're going to physically make it work. To which the amazing special effects person at 'SNL' was like, Oh, yeah, that's not that big of a deal. That's gonna take me, like, 15 minutes.' I was like, Hey!feedback

Maura Mandt

Though Peyton's tremendous success in the NFL is the prism through which most sports fans know him, his warm sense of humor and ability to connect with an audience have been highlighted in his commercial work and when he hosted Saturday Night Live to critical acclaim. Those qualities will make him a wonderful host for this year's show.feedback

Lindsay Shookus

It landed on such a hopeful note, which I don't think anyone really expected from him for the show. I think it was healing for people.feedback

Melissa McCarthy

Back in February, I was on a plane with Kristen [Stewart] – she was coming out to host SNL; I was coming out to shoot a movie. She has a reputation for not loving to be interviewed, which I think becomes very funny, so I shamelessly pitched her [this monologue idea where she's] doing the worst opening ever.feedback

Alec Baldwin

I said, I'm going to be doing the movie Friday nights. I'll work till one, two in the morning, then I'm going to get on a plane?' He's like, That's right. That's what I said. You'll work till two in the morning, then get on a plane and come here to be with us and do the show where you belong.' Then the movie dies and I call up Lorne: 'I'm Trump.feedback

Chris Kelly

We really liked the image of everything just in slow motion falling down around her, and then we called one of the directors, and we were like, Could we shoot on a soundstage and make it flood?' And he was like, No, we can't,' . We really tried to jam through some Titanic-y idea for weeks, and then eventually we thought of this perfume angle [Complicit perfume, with Scarlett Johansson as Ivanka].feedback

Kent Sublette

Melissa couldn't get to New York, so I said, Well, what if we shot it live remotely in L.A.' Of course, I said it not knowing anything about how difficult that would be to pull off. [They shot the sketch on the Access Hollywood set in Burbank.]. It was awesome, but logistically I don't think we'd do it again.feedback

Neal Brennan

Chris Rock and Lorne and I are all watching underneath the bleachers, and Dave is such a good orator that he spun that yarn about Frederick Douglass and Bradley Cooper. [Chappelle shared a story about Douglass being the first black man invited to the White House, then recalled how he'd recently been a guest in the West Wing for a party where all the attendees – except Cooper – were black.] He'd never said any of it before in his life. It was off-the-cuff. He's just playing a different game than the rest of us.feedback

Leslie Jones

I asked Lorne, How come y'all aren't bringing Rosie O'Donnell in [to play Bannon, per her plea on Twitter] or any of them to do it?' And he was like, When you're playing a character, you can't play it from hate. You have to play it from funny, because when you play it from hate, it looks like you're just being mean.feedback

Kent Sublette

That was around the time of Sean Spicer's first couple of press briefings, and they were just so insane. It was a Tuesday, and one of our producers, Erik Kenward, told me that Melissa had flown out with our host and had a monologue idea. That's when I just blurted out, Melissa should play Spicer.feedback

Lorne Michaels

The idea came out of a conversation with Tina Fey at some point during the summer. She said, Well, the person that should really play [Trump] is Alec.' And I went, Yeah!' A light went on.feedback

Ernie Tedeschi - Evercore ISI

It's unclear what's going on right now. There may be caution because of political uncertainty both on the monetary policy side and the fiscal policy side. It's one of those things that we're going to have to see how it evolves over the next couple of quarters.feedback

Ernie Tedeschi - Evercore ISI

We're keeping an eye on it. It could be a canary in the coal mine for some problems down the road. We are far from the point of embracing that hypothesis.feedback

Lindsay Shookus

We've gotten a lot of pitches from people, big people, like, I can play this person on the Cabinet, or I can play this person. It's in the vein of Melissa and Alec and Larry David, and it's never happened before. We got a lot of Kellyanne [Conway] and [Steve] Bannon pitches. But the casting has to make sense. You don't want to make a splash to make a splash. That's not what we do.feedback

Colin Jost

Trump said he decided to fire Comey himself because Comey wasn't doing a good job, adding, for example, I'm still president.feedback

Donald J. Trump

I fired him because of Russia. He's investigating Russia, I don't like that and I should fire him.feedback

Samantha Skey

It's straight-up off-brand. It's a change in tone for Dove, from ads that are almost painfully sincere and earnest, to something that could literally be a 'Saturday Night Live' skit. Unless you're trying to mock everything you stand for, I'm not sure why you would do this. If this were a different brand that hadn't done such beautiful, consistent work, nobody would've cared. But for Dove to equate plastic bottles to a woman's body – how that could be perceived as good idea, I don't know.feedback

Alec Baldwin

Trump himself is responsible for nearly all of the content. Trump is the head writer at 'SNL.' Nearly everything, every consonant and every vowel is something that Trump himself has rendered in some way. So I think Trump is even more frustrated because he has only himself to blame for that. I can't imagine any time in your life when you buckle down more and kind of batten down the hatches more than when you're going through that with your wife. That's just mind blowing. Mind blowing. And I hope everything is great for his son.feedback

Alec Baldwin

I think if he came it would be a great show. I think it would be better for everybody. It's always fun to defuse some of the tensions and unpleasantness of all this because we are mocking him – by no means with more frequency or more maliciousness, if you will, than other people. We invited him to come when I hosted recently, but he refused to come, which is fine. I'm hoping 'SNL' was the one thing he chose to ignore so he could actually do his job.feedback

Alec Baldwin

I can't imagine what it would be like if I met him [now], if I ran into him. When we did the show – when I hosted SNL this season – we asked him to come. We invited him to come, we were so hopeful he would come, but he didn't show up.feedback

Joe Piscopo

This woman knows exactly what the heartbeat of this state is. I'm too honest for that.feedback

Kim Guadagno

Joe's gonna make sure that we talk about what is good about this state.feedback

Chris Christie

The fact is independents don't win in this state. They simply don't. It seems to me that this is just an attempt by Mr. Piscopo to increase the ratings on his radio show. ...I hope it does, for his sake.feedback

Danielle Haim

On the first record, we were really obsessed with mixing the two in a way where you couldn't tell if a snare was real or a sample. We still love that, but this time we came at it from a more organic, rock standpoint. Because when we play live, we realize that ultimately, we're a rock band.feedback

Alec Baldwin

It's amazing. It's kind of eerie actually that more than anything I've ever done, people come up to me and say something to me on the streets. At SNL, they're always coaching you. I was gonna go do a movie this past summer, and Lorne would say, I want you to come and do Trump on the show. It's totally a caricature. You know, you just pick a few things. Like, I'm sitting in the room and I'm going, left eyebrow up, right eyebrow down. Shove your face out like you're trying to suck the chrome off the fender of a car.feedback

Sean Spicer

I am sensitive to the fact that they were sent there on trains. But, hey, at least they didn't have to fly United, am I right? That one just jumped. That one just jumped right out of my mouth.feedback

Melissa McCarthy

Yes, you all got your wish this week, Spicey finally made a mistake. As we all know President Trump recently bombed Syria while eating the most beautiful slice of chocolate cake America has ever laid eyes on. That's a fact. It would be really great if the nitpickers could see the bigger picture and didn't focus on every little slur and lie I say.feedback

Melissa McCarthy

Yes, you all got your wish this week, didn't you, huh? Spicey finally made a mistake. As you all know, President Trump recently bombed Syria while eating the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake America has ever laid eyes on. That's a fact!feedback

Jay Pharoah

They put people into boxes, and whatever they want you to do, they expect you to do. And I'm fiery, too, man. I'm not a yes (n-word). You go where you appreciated. Me speaking up, they were ready to get rid of me in 2013. I almost freakin' lost my job.feedback

Jonathan Scott

I'm putting this out there, I give Lorne [Michaels] 12 months to have us on there to host SNL. I think it would be the most fun. I'd say at least once a week we have a major celebrity from Hollywood or musician or somebody reach out who wants us to do a renovation.feedback

Jonathan Scott

We were doing the Today Show and I remember we were coming off from co-hosting and Russell Crowe walks by and he stops and is like, I have to say, I'm a big fan of the show.feedback

Jay Pharoah

You go where you're appreciated. Whatever they want you to do, they expect you to do. I'm not a 'yes n–.' That's not me. If you really noticed, for the last year and a half, they didn't do any Obama sketches. I am the reason it happened.feedback

Jay Pharoah

You go where you're appreciated. They put people into boxes. Whatever they want you to do, they expect you to do. And I'm fiery too... I'm not a 'yes n-----.' That's not me.feedback

Oliver Stone

When I write that I am 'in love' with Megan Mullally or Kate McKinnon or Tina Fey, I mean that I am in love with their talent. As a happily married man who wants to stay that way (ahem), I wanted to clarify that.feedback

Jay Pharoah

You go where you're appreciated. If you really noticed, for the last year and a half, they didn't do any Obama sketches. I was like, Just let me do my character and we'll be fine.' They didn't want to do that. If you have multiple people on the cast saying things like, You're so talented and you're able and they don't use you and it's unfair and it's making us feel bad, because they don't use you and you're a talent.' . They put people into boxes. Whatever they want you to do, they expect you to do. And I'm fiery too.feedback

Sean Spicer

Russia is on an island when it comes to its support of Syria or its lack of, frankly, acknowledgment of what happened. You had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn't even sink to using chemical weapons. It was a mistake. I shouldn't have done it and I won't do it again. It was inappropriate and insensitive.feedback

Beck Bennett

Okay, so, well it's an homage to the resistance. There's this huge protest in the street, reminiscent of Black Lives Matter. So everybody's marching, right, and they get to these police officers and you think it's going to go bad because there's a standoff, and then Kendall Jenner walks in and walks up to one of the police officers and she hands him a Pepsi. And that Pepsi brings everyone together. Isn't that like the best ad ever?feedback

Alec Baldwin

The media is saying nice things, and no one is talking about Russia. Wow, what a difference that 59 Tomahawk missiles can make.feedback

David Soren

Today, we have sports figures today who might guest host Saturday Night Live. But they're not really purporting to be show people; they don't usually try to make a career out of it anymore.feedback

Virginia Hanlon Grohl

Nirvana was playing Saturday Night Live, and I went to New York to see them, . Charles Barkley was the host, and I told my class I'd get him to sign some autographs. But if there were any [bad] reports from the substitute, then they would be null and void.feedback

Robert Greenblatt

SNL' is having its best season in a quarter of a century – how many shows can say that?! – so we didn't want them to take the summer off.feedback

Lin-Manuel Miranda

I cannot wait – I actually went to the taping of Saturday Night Live and I got to talk to her a little bit after the taping. She's so incredible, what more perfect person could play Mary Poppins? I'm really excited to be able to go to work every day, singing and dancing with Emily Blunt.feedback

Melissa McCarthy

I feel like my dad and Sean Spicer had a baby, and it's me. Which makes it even stranger. Then, I got into it, cause I was like, Can I have eye bags?feedback

Chris Kattan

When you have surgery, you're out of commission for months. It's embarrassing. You cant go out in public. [Now] it's perfect timing. I wouldn't have been able to do this 5 or 10 years ago.feedback

Witney Carson

It's definitely concerning because breaking your neck is a serious injury. I'm a little scared, but I want to push him so the judges see that he is a contender. It's a hard balance. The first two weeks [of rehearsal] have been a lot of test and trial to see what he's capable of. But he's fearless.feedback

Chris Kattan

They asked me twice. At that time I wasn't ready for it yet, physically. I had to be at the right level of health and spirit and all that. [Now] it's perfect timing. I wouldn't have been able to do this 5 or 10 years ago.feedback

Chris Kattan

One of the judges said, 'Try not to be so stiff.' But that's one of the hardest things for me, is to not be stiff.feedback

Bob Corker

The first time Franken presided," "I was sitting and looking at his profile, and all I could think was Saturday Night Live.feedback

Pete Davidson

But hey, at least I have dreams now, and I've started waking up with boners again. Hard as a rock. I work really f–ing hard and I take care of my s– and I need weed in order to do that. I'm sick, I have Crohn's … so it sucks.feedback

Pete Davidson

I got Crohn's disease when I was 17 or 18. And I found that the medicines that the doctors were prescribing me and seeing all these doctors and trying new things … weed would be the only thing that would help me eat.feedback

Alec Baldwin

The aliens are laughing at us. They're killing us and laughing at us. Here's what we're going to do, we're going to bring coal back. You won't believe how much coal we're going to have. You'll say I never knew there could be so much coal. So I won the popular vote?feedback

Alec Baldwin

The aliens are laughing at us. They're killing us and laughing at us. Here's what we're going to do, we're going to bring coal back. You won't believe how much coal we're going to have. You'll say I never knew there could be so much coal.feedback

Kristen Stewart

Donald, if you didn't like me then, you're probably really not going to like me now. Because I'm hosting SNL, and I'm, like, so gay, dude.feedback

Pete Davidson

Just wanted to let you guys know I'm okay. I know I've kinda been missing on social media and on the show.feedback

Pete Davidson

I got Crohn's disease when I was 17 or 18. Weed would be the only thing that would help me eat. I tried going to rehab because I wanted to smoke weed less. Like, I didn't even want to quit. Don't tell anyone that in rehab, by the way.feedback

Kate McKinnon

Zoë Kravitz is a great lady. Blair is so uptight and Zoë is so cool in real life. I think that her coolness in real life is adding another dimension to this character and it's really cool to watch.feedback

Kate McKinnon

It's hilarious. Scarlett Johansson is a great actress – really funny. She improvises really funny stuff and it's really rare to find the two rolled into one. And it's such a cool thing to watch her just work. I sort of just sit there and go, Wow, look at that.feedback

Kate McKinnon

Ilana Glazer is what we call a spitfire. You give her something to do and she just – it snaps, it crackles, it pops. She makes everything so much her own and she's such a cool character in real life. I've known her for so long and she just always brings all of herself to it. And she's so magnetic to watch.feedback

Kate McKinnon

You'd be hard-pressed to find a funnier person. Jillian Bell is just improvising the funniest stuff I've ever heard. And she brings an absolute manic sincerity and devotion to this character that is so grounded and believable.feedback

Alec Baldwin

I think for me playing Trump has been, it's been a fun experience because it's like going home when I do SNL.feedback

Jonathan Scott

When you go to SNL and Leslie pulls out reno plans to review. Any other cast renos I can help with? How about a meditation room for Vanessa [Bayer], karaoke studio for Kenan [Thompson] and a karate dojo for Kate [McKinnon]?feedback

Forrest Gump

I always say life is like a box of chocolates. Sure are a lot of brown ones in there.feedback

Andrew Miller

Even if he's not tweeting about it, they know that someone in the White House is paying attention to it, and I think that increases the currency of the show.feedback

Alec Baldwin

Now he aims, out of spite, 2 destroy everything they hold dear. For Trump and Bannon, the ? is always, What will drive liberal NY crazy?feedback

Alec Baldwin

North and South Korea issued a joint communicate, calling for Adam Sandler's execution.feedback

Patrick Stewart

All of my friends in Washington said, There is one thing you can do. Fight, fight, oppose, oppose.feedback

Alec Baldwin

I thought I had said goodbye, but the pull of fate is undeniable. So, I must return. I must find the strength to ... I've got the slicked back hair, I'm a little old for that, but yeah. Because I'd just have to sit there and go, Duh.'.feedback

Alec Baldwin

I'm trying to be patient in the first – not 100 days – but the first couple hundred days. But I just wish President Trump would give us a reason to feel good and to feel safe and to feel like he's representing our interests. I want him to succeed, but I think that his definition of success is going to be very different than mine.feedback

Rosie O'Donnell

If asked, of course I would. Alec is amazing, Melissa McCarthy was perfect. It's a funny idea. But SNL knows what they are doing. I have hosted the show in my youth. Quite an honor. I loved it.feedback

Bob Cesca

What makes 'SNL's' Trump material so brilliant is that, perhaps for the first time, the cast and crew are more than aware that Trump is watching. Rather than being deferential, SNL' is deliberately crawling up Trump's a--, and they know it's working, thanks to Twitter.feedback

Sean Spicer

It's not a ban, it's not a ban. The travel ban is not a ban, which makes it not a ban. You just said that. He's quoting you. It's your words. He's using your words, when you use the words and he uses them back it's circular using of the word and that's from you.feedback

Kristen Stewart

I don't think he likes me that much. Here's how I know. Four years ago this guy I was dating this guy named rob. Robert. We broke up and then we got back together, and for some reason it made Donald Trump go insane. Okay. To be fair, I don't think Donald Trump hated me. I think he's in love with my boyfriend. The president is not a huge fan of me. But that is so okay. And Donald, if you didn't like me then, you're really probably not going to like me now. Because I'm hosting SNL and I'm, like, so gay, dude.feedback

Donald J. Trump

Saturday Night Live, a person from Saturday Night Live was terrible. . What amazed me is that I was vicious to him in statements, he was vicious to me in statements, and here we are getting along, we're riding up Pennsylvania Avenue talk, we don't even mention it. I guess that's the world of politics. But I was tough on him, he was tough on me and I like him, he likes me. I think he likes me. I mean, you're going to have to ask him but I think he likes me.feedback

Katie Rich

I sincerely apologize for the insensitive tweet. I deeply regret my actions & offensive words. It was inexcusable & I'm so sorry.feedback

Gregg Popovich

It's all obvious, it's about him. If anything affects him, if it's Saturday Night Live or Hamilton, or she got three more million votes than you. They're illegal.' It doesn't matter what it is, there's a pattern there. And that's dangerous. I'd like to have someone with gravitas, but he got there through the electoral college which is part of our system, and I hope he does some good things.feedback

Donald J. Trump

.@NBCNews is bad but Saturday Night Live is the worst of NBC. Not funny, cast is terrible, always a complete hit job. Really bad television!feedback

Rider McDowell

This is clearly a parody of a subliminal ad, and the audience is in on the joke. It's almost unbelievable to me that the network that produces 'Saturday Night Live' wouldn't understand satire.feedback

Donald J. Trump

I watched parts of Saturday Night Live last night. It is a totally one-sided, biased show – nothing funny at all. Equal time for us?feedback

Dave Chappelle

I don't even think it's the most important thing we're dealing with. All these shootings in the last year, worst mass shootings in the history of the United States.feedback

Barack Obama

Now, if somebody can't handle a Twitter account, they can't handle the nuclear codes. If somebody starts tweeting at 3 in the morning because SNL made fun of you, then you can't handle the nuclear codes.feedback

Kate McKinnon

And we can't tell you who to vote for, but on Tuesday, we all get a chance to choose what kind of country we wanna live in. And live from New York, it's Saturday night!feedback

Barack Obama

In the last two days, they had so little confidence in his self control, they said: 'We're just going to take away your Twitter.' Now, if somebody cant handle a Twitter account, they can't handle the nuclear code. If somebody starts tweeting at three in the morning 'cause SNL made fun of you, then you can't handle the nuclear code.feedback

Guy Cecala

We know from separate, non-HMDA data that it has continued into 2016. I think when the dust has settled on 2016, you'll see nonbanks with close to a 50 percent market share.feedback

Ian Mayberry - Twitter

Sometimes I forget this is a presidential debate and not an SNL (Saturday Night Live) skit #badhombres.feedback

Milo Yiannopoulos

I was distressed to hear that Leslie Jones had been hacked and naked pictures of her have found their way online. I know we had our differences after my review of 'Ghostbusters,' but I wish her all the best at what must be a deeply upsetting time.feedback

Sue Scheff

I think Leslie is a tough cookie and will come back stronger than before. I think she should stand tall and be a role model for everyone who has ever faced this kind of abuse. There's only one way to go – and that's up.feedback

Grace Helbig

I thought the only way to success via the Tina Fey method was getting on 'SNL' or getting cast in an NBC pilot.feedback

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